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It isn’t possible that a government would package freedoms and rent them back to its citizens for a monthly fee. Obviously, that is the stuff of satire. Impossible. Ludicrous. Mel Brooks caliber stuff. But, say, if they did…just hypothetically, it might look a bit like this.

Victor Adams is a retired franchisee, independent business owner, and Siberian husky breed snob. He is the author of the satirical adventure, The Last One Out, available on Amazon.